my brother was saying in grade 9 he had an assignment due for science but he didn’t have time to print it off so he had his usb and asked the teacher if he could run to the library and print it off but she said “no, i’ll just take your usb” so he gave it to her hesitantly and she went to open the file on the projector thingy to make sure it was done and under the science folder the file was titled “fuck science ass bitch shit” and he just shrugged and i’ve never been a prouder sister
Desperation Day: February the 13th, i.e. the day before Valentine’s Day. It is the day in which single people desperately try to find someone to spend Valentine’s Day with.
Considered by some men (and women) to be the best time of the year to pick up someone for a one night stand.